Alabama Night Owl

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.

"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"

by Squish-a-lish March 12, 2007

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Friday Night Funkin'

A game where a blue-haired midget simps for his demon girlfriend by rap-battling random people

Friday Night Funkin' caused Newgrounds to crash.

by The_Epicness9000 July 20, 2021

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late night automatic

booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia

I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.

by BRIGIDPHILA November 05, 2010

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biggest bar night

Thanksgiving eve. The day before Thankgiving, always on a Wednesday. The day you get to f*ck your highschool ex, see who lost their hot body, see who reinvented themselves in college and hi fave your high school eneny that you're now doing better than.

Hey, girl, Heyyy! Are you going out to tomorrow night?

No, why?

Bish, whet!? It's the biggest bar night of the year, Thanksgiving eve!

Oh yeah, f*ck them h*es. I don't wanna see them. I just wanna eat good on Thursday!

by MISSyMICHIGAN November 25, 2013

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Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

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