yellow monkey

this is most likely the worst insult known. it refers to someone of oriental background; however it can be used to refer to anyone who has no idea what the hell is going on.

That bitch is a yellow monkey

by Rick The Dick April 15, 2005

slut monkey

A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.

Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...

by Daniel Dutton April 11, 2008

Angry Monkey

Angry Monkey is not simply a sexual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. Whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. Often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.

Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.

"That Beck can't get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all ANGRY MONKEY on the subject"

"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"

"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"

by Jumpin' Jimmy January 31, 2010

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)

Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"

by Lwellington August 26, 2015

Dirty Monkey

When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.

Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.

by kissMYbutt February 25, 2003

monkey running

Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER

Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?

Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them

Bro: 2 PTS!

by The Robert Rodriguez February 28, 2009