Shame magic

The depraved Satanic acts of rape, pedophilia, torture, murder, and cannibalism that the American elites practice in order to become possessed by a demon, obtaining the demon's superintelligence and future-sight abilities.

Matt Damon totally practices shame magic. He drank piss as a humiliation ritual; that's why they showed all those celebrities drinking piss on South Park. And he played himself in Dogma.

by DrewTheJewishProphet October 9, 2022

Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

magic carpet rizz

Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes

AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥

by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023

WOW, MAGIC

wow, magic is the words, girls usually say when their boyfriend's are flirting with ugly bitches.

"lumingon lang ako, may kahalikan ka ng dikya, wow, magic"

by MaidenBitch March 15, 2018

Magic

Magic is real

Harry: I love magic!
Ron: Yeah sure. But I dont like the fact that I can be pregnant because of it.

by _4lways December 29, 2020

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.

Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was

by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011