magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

Magic bowl

A magical bowl that produces foods with at least 380 calories

Gabe pulled out his magic bowl and summoned 7 deep dish pizzas

by Deezium November 15, 2023

Black Magic Smoke

back magic smoke is an incense availible in gas stations, hed shops, etc

....remember the first buzz off ganja u had? THIS brings it back to you! Im going cold turkey on incense right now and other than the fact i want a buzz, no REAL withdrawls<<<Wiki it..ZThey caim its so bad bla bla bla, if it is...Legalize the real bud! I cant afford either right now, nd if you are in the market to have one hell of a time, black magic smoke is the way to be. bowl it though, dont roll it. roling this burns really fast!

by ANONBLACKMAGICSMOKE July 10, 2011

Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

Magical Nipl

The best NIPPLES of all time!!

Yo bro this girl had magical nipl.

by Magikarp GG December 23, 2012

Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.

That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.

by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025

Red Magic

When you have sexual intercourse with a virgin and no blood came out during the intercourse.

Stanley : Yo dude, i heard Max had a Red Magic at a party the other night.
Tony : Whoa, that lucky badger!

by SkMSkyeSSkye July 15, 2017