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WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis
Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021
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Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024
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Justin long

A famous actor that’s pretty hot and is just great at movies in general and dying in them.
omg I love Justin long in the moviejeepers creepers
by mvthervamp December 11, 2022
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