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The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".
Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.
by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015
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Web Jacked

(v) To steal an idea from the internet. The act by which ideas are stolen, or the realization that your idea has already been thought of via the world wide web.
"Oh man, my word has been web jacked on Urban Dictionary."
by Dr. Truman2 April 3, 2009
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Jack Searle

A complete and utter legend. There is no other, and will never be another, like Jack Searle.
Person 1: Damn, bro, that guy is so cool! He is beginning to approach Jack Searle territory!

Person 2: I wouldn't go that far, man.
by jezzington42069 January 29, 2022
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Tow Jack

When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."
Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.
by JohnnyHoffa December 20, 2008
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jack vegan

Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
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Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.
you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!
by antijackcunt May 11, 2020
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Jack Dawson

The Hottest Guy ever! He's sweet, kind, hot, sexy and Leonardo DiCaprio! What's not to love???
Girl #1: My boyfriend's a jerk
Girl #2: Too bad he's not Jack Dawson
Girl #1: I wish! He's everything you want in a guy!
by Iloveleonardo89s March 19, 2021
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