Tease-Take & Faked (TTF)

Typically American girls lead on a guy at a bar to get him to buy her a drink but have no intention of going home with him.

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF): "This hot girl at the bar tease-take & faked me last night! I bought her 3 drinks and went home alone.

by beeyaa August 2, 2025

Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo

FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.

by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015