eat one for the team

When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.

Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.

by jamcan162 January 16, 2010

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

eat more rhinestones

One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.

"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*

by The English Muffin September 20, 2011

how to eat pussy

hmmm geee....first u got to like finger the girl...den u must lick her clit....its all in the licking of the clit

if u don do it right no girl gone go and give u head dummy

by lonely clitoris March 20, 2004

Your family is eating

Well off, Living large

Chewy316 - Your family is eating if they are thinking of sending you to a Raider game in Oakland.

by BanksRaider January 2, 2008

Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

by Didaloo September 10, 2020

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019