When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
picK-pocketing; thieving from family; pawning childrens toys/games/clothes; nodding off anywhere and everywhere; drooling; not showering; boosting meat from Safeway; aggressively demanding spare change from young families and business people.
Kid asks, "mom, what's wrong with that dirty man at the bus stop? He yelled at that lady for money then fell over and peed himself!" Mom's reply, "oh honey, that's just a DOWN CLOWN. that's why it's important to stay in school dear!"