Eye Candies Plural As Gurlz That Look Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined
“Eye Candies As Ever Da Fav Typa Or Kinda Bishes Goonies Gettin’ ‘Em Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.
by Hzr April 21, 2021
Get the Eye Candies mug.One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
Get the closet candy crusher mug.The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021
Get the Candy Storing mug.A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025
Get the Candy Boi mug.Keung Candies are a group of Keung To's fans, from all over the world, who support and care about Keung To wholeheartedly.
Keung To cares about Keung Candies so much that he urges them to stay away from the chilly weather at Ngong Ping Market.
by Tracy Keung November 22, 2021
Get the Keung Candies mug.THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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