ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.

MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010

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can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.

man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!

by teeheetommy January 14, 2011

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can we get a rip in chat?

a kid named blank says this in school

kid falls

other kid can we get a rip in chat?

by itsurdaddydave April 27, 2018

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I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.

Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

by xGUNy September 02, 2019

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can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

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