Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010

Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away

And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021

by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021

Eskimo Brothers-In-Law

When two guys each have sex with a different full blooded sister.

what's up Joe, I just banged Becky. Really? I banged her sister! That makes us Eskimo brothers-In-Law!

by Mushroom Stamper April 9, 2015

toilet law firm

a law firm, usually specializing in insurance defense, that hires graduates of TTT law schools and pays them poor wages and deducts their health insurance premiums from their paychecks. these firms are often discussed on sites like JDjive and xoxohth because they are considered the worst law firms to work for in a given city.

each year, the Golden Toilet Award is presented to the toilet law firm in New York City with the most mouthbreather behavior for that year.

by sginsberg February 17, 2007

law school hot

used to describe women who, in any other scenario would be considered hunchbacked, slovenly, heinous wildebeasts. But, because of their captive audience (law school men) and their alternatives (other trolls, buffalos, and wildebeasts) they somehow garner attraction.

Q: "Is she hot or law school hot?"
A: "Well, considering her muffin-top fupa, hairy upper lip, lazy eye, and club foot, she is most definitely law school hot."

by DU2L March 5, 2008

unwritten law

one of the few emo bands that doesn't go for the whole emo craze, even though the emo craze thats brain-washing everyone with a brain isn't at all a bad thing!
o and this is comin from an "emo girl" apparently...

Guy 1:Hey wat band do you slit ur wrists to?
Guy 2:Me? None i like emo music, like Unwritten Law but im not in to all this emo poses!

by bEtHs ToXiC kIsSeS September 25, 2006

1st law of physics

Anything that is fun, cost at least 8 dollars-----Eric Cartman

Stan: Wow Cartman that was really fun.

Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.

by South Park extrodianaire May 20, 2010