by LadyWolfer May 25, 2019
Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.
by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025
Buy an extra greasy extra cheese pizza and make your lover eat the fist slice. When the cheese pulls loose from the crust and slaps her chin, smear your penis in the grease and anoint your lovers face with a true taste of the old country
Jerry stopped over for a night of romance and dinner. We sat down to eat, and I surprised my friend with an Angry Sicilian. The most shocking thing was it was DiGiorno and not delivery.
by Tractorbandit1 October 03, 2016
When you take a dump, wipe using someone's clean underwear, and place the underwear back into the persons underwear drawer without their knowledge.
Named after a terrible manny.
Named after a terrible manny.
by Kozzybear May 26, 2017
The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021