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by RealFakeMealRake January 08, 2021

Fake and gay

When something is both incorrect and homosexual.

Someone: Insert dumb thing here

Internet troll: Fake and gay

by Inquisitive Walnut November 17, 2022

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 25, 2023

Fake Feint

To be born female, transition to male and becoming a femboy.

Matias: Wow, this femboy is so sexy! I wonder how does he hides his D
Jessica: Oh no, he doesn't have a penis.
Matias: So it's a girl?
Jessica: No, he did a Fake Feint

by Demimimi June 26, 2023

faking it rain

A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*

"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"

by slovakianspoopdookies February 03, 2018

Fake Chickening

The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth

“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening”

by Pillowcase76 June 13, 2022

Fake news

CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.

by nxghthawk October 01, 2023