an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
by big soaring mike June 9, 2020
Get the big soaring mikemug. Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.
Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
Omg what drink?!
I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.
:0 No way!
by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024
Get the Mike Fittsmug. by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021
Get the Mike Jennermug. Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
by Hard bone March 8, 2017
Get the Mike Hullmug. When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
Get the Masturbating Mike Tysonmug. by Taxi guy January 23, 2021
Get the Mike Bebek Taximug. Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019
Get the Mike Mohmug.