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An all-female school in Greencastle, Indiana. Named as one of the top party schools in the nation. They are well known for losing to their rivals in every instance, Wallies (from Wabash College) and for swallowing.
John: Those women over at Depauw University sure are attractive!

Kyle: Dude, those are guys.

John: But I thought it was an all female school!

Kyle: No, but they do all swallow.
by fhjdka October 14, 2011
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One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."

2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
by Nick S. December 9, 2004
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Case Western Reserve University is a Napoleon college. Though small and in general unknown outside those who have reasons to look at college rankings, Case also stands as a powerful school that finds itself on fertile ground for students with imagination, innovation, and motivation.
As stated by others, Cleveland and Case have room for improvement, as do all colleges. However, I dare say that Case prepares its students appropriately by forcing them into a sink-or-swim environment that replicates post-campus life. Case mimics reality, a world where opportunity isn't handed on a platter and where social outreach, intelligent growth, and personal motivation are an individual's responsibilities, not a governmental obligation. What looks like oppression to some students is to others an opportunity to be challenged and to mature. It is what college exists for.
If people wish to party and lead wild lifestyles, going to college is not the most time efficient or cost effective path to take. The 50k we spend per year will go far for traveling and living an eventful and exciting life. Perhaps some students who feel frustrated with Case might benefit from spending a year's tuition cost/time traveling and enjoying the world. Perhaps after such adventures students could then sit down at the table, pick back up the Case hand they folded a year ago, and realize that for education, Case truly excels at what it sets out to do.
I admit that TV Guide, pre-planned entertainment is not Case's forte - though I do know most Case students still somehow form lasting social networks and many wonderful friends. Case borders along a blatantly obvious poverty zone - but amidst the same streets shine not only countless cultural experiences but also many areas of need for those students who feel positive actions speak louder than empty complaints. Case requires its students to make sacrifices to reach the goals they seek to attain - but those who give what it takes succeed in their careers and accomplish their ambitions.
Napoleon was no great sight in foreign lands to the native peoples who expected a tall and daunting military commander - but those who were aware of who Napoleon was recognized him as a strong, pragmatic commander, the leader of France. In the same manner Case will be a disappointment to students who apply without thinking about what enrollment here will put before them. For students who are aware of what Case has to offer, there is no better educational opportunity in the country.
Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune. ~ Nicholas Ling
by Matthew Schnupp March 18, 2005
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Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.
by UnbentShark964 May 24, 2016
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a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!
wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!
by OUDux March 16, 2008
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a place where people are accepted that cant get into Georgia Tech.

a college where the quarterback is gay and spoons other guys

a place of idiots
Damn, Georgia Tech didnt accept my 2.0 but the university of georgia did.
by georgiayellowjackets May 24, 2009
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Stanford University

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A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.
Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.
by Rob May 13, 2005
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