bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Clown

n. (KUH-LOWN)
One who deserves no other title because their goofiness is absolutely absurd. This person is an absolute cornball and their actions say it all.

“Griffin said Eminem’s album is better than Tha Carter V, what a clown.”

by Lucky Charm September 28, 2018

clown

when you keep on liking the same guy or girl over and over

"briana how many times have you liked him your a clown"

by clowngirlcheck October 28, 2019

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Clown 🤡

A clown ass nigga= Keem Burr
That be onnat clown shit 24/7 .

“That nigga Keem a clown.”

“Keem always on that clown 🤡 shit.”

by The legend killerrr April 17, 2019

Rent-A-Clown

A destination that is such a waste of your time that you can't attach a value to it.

"I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."

by Justim September 28, 2008

rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 January 31, 2014