by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023
Get the The last of usmug. any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?
Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?
Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!
Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?
Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!
Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.
by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022
Get the Among Usmug. Among Us is a game that took the internet by storm, developed by Intersloth Studios.
ALSO, AMONG US ISNT FUCKING FUNNY.
ALSO, AMONG US ISNT FUCKING FUNNY.
by TimeIsntTicking June 5, 2022
Get the Among Usmug. a game that is where three foot tall squat humanoids that look like chicken nuggets try to find a parasitic alien shapeshifter known as the "imposter"
by among us drip February 7, 2022
Get the among usmug. a used hole is a short (albeit jacked), dark skinned indian male known by the name abhimanyused who gets penetrated on the daily by a certain father figure known only as jun. he has developed various sankramans in his hole due to the usage that occurs every day, often, multiple times a day.
example 1
guy 1: look at that 5'8" indian guy standing there next to the other indian guy
guy 2: he is such a used hole
example 2
jun: what is abhimanyused
everyone: a used hole!
guy 1: look at that 5'8" indian guy standing there next to the other indian guy
guy 2: he is such a used hole
example 2
jun: what is abhimanyused
everyone: a used hole!
by perpetratoranduser January 30, 2022
Get the used holemug. Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo
by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024
Get the Among us haha ur mom poopoomug.