Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.

Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022