jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

Jimmy

Big PP

Im having so much fun with your Jimmy

by haaaaaallllloo July 27, 2019

Jimmy

A unit of measurement based on the length of a traditional Jimmy John's sandwich

" The hole in my door is a jimmy away from the door knob"

by DaJimmyJ December 10, 2016

Jimmy

Someone that's annoying as shit to the point where he is almost as annoying as timmy

"Hi can I get fruit for jimmy"

"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"

by Thiccboy3000 September 23, 2020

Shimmy my Jimmy

When you have to unlock a door using a lockpick

"Damn, the door is locked. Looks like I gotta Shimmy my Jimmy!"

by k0vz December 19, 2023

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Pull a Jimmy

1) the act of falling or stepping into a body of water, usually a small creek. this usuallyy happens when the person jumps over it.

2) a person who is very unathletic or sports akward. usually used in the tense of frizbee or football.

Pull a Jimmy, Pulled a Jimmy, Pulling Jimmy

1) all the cross coutry member jumped over the very small creek. jimmy, on the other hand, fell in. "Man he pulled a Jimmy" commented Mark to Jarod.

2) Jimmy pulled a Jimmy when he reached for the frizzbee but smacked his head against it.

by Z-ComiX June 9, 2009