Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

redneck ice bucket

Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.

Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.

by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015

Bucket Butt

A person who has a round rear-end . Also could compare to a bubble butt.

MAN, LOOK AT HER BUCKET BUTT

by BB10714fun1 July 21, 2022

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Buckets

When you are lying down, master bating, and then cum into your belly button.

Last night I made some buckets, like I was Labron.

by Moneyface May 17, 2015

Throat Bucket

The throat version of a cum dumpster.

That bitch gave head to 10 of us, she a throat bucket!

by Swaggin8649 February 18, 2023

Duck Bucket

When you're head down, ass up in a shot!

I like this shot so much I Duck Bucket it every chance I get.

by Janie the original Moore July 3, 2022