Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
by Fubar1 May 18, 2022
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Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.
I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.
by chubbsgotdis January 06, 2021
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Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
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short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P April 16, 2016
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Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser
I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)
by 5onapgov September 27, 2023
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
by Greeenbean April 12, 2023
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