Jesus Juice

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice
by Lil Chodey September 01, 2018
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Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
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Meat Jesus

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.
by Sparklies April 24, 2011
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too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity
I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me
by chaco14 June 26, 2010
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new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.
I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.
by Twill_1 December 19, 2008
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jesus gum

the gum that is sold at Sport's Authority.
eat jesus gum making you better feeling.
by TAcoBoXXX June 11, 2007
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