A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

cow

cow is a person who you hate

my brother's girlfriend is a cow.

by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018

Cow

Walking milk container who is also edible

I have a cow of milk

by Coweater123 March 31, 2021

Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.

Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Cow

Emma

Look! its emma! the fat cow

by Not Patty February 4, 2021

Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012