having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

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Bus Doors

Hilariously large ears.

"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025

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door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都 November 23, 2021

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door able

a-door-able

someone:your so a-door-able
someone :no mines better ur so door able

by chicken wings region November 23, 2021

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Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.

Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!

by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023

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