Soup Can

When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.

Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.

by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023

Soup Dumplings

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.

That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup

by Texasbaddie1 January 7, 2024

Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

turtle soup party

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.

My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.

by Thumb boble October 14, 2023

Sweedish Soup

Cut a cockhole in the bottom of a bowl. You plug it with your cock, and you put soup in there. You call it a sausage soup. But the sausage is your sausage.

Babe I have Sweedish Soup for you!

by souplovers October 18, 2023

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

soup of side

either you wanna die or you want soup

i swear on my mama im gonna commit soup of side

by poohandler5613 October 28, 2023