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So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.
1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.
by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007
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Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why
by Amogusfartymcfart February 28, 2022
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You're So Good At Sports

Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.
EXAMPLE:

Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"

People: "Ok!"

*shoots*

*misses*

*hits special ed. kid in head*

People: "OH SHIT!"

Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."

(2 Minutes Later)

Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"

(45 Minutes Later)

People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"

Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."

People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"
by thedownisontheRISE7789 February 11, 2012
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So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"
Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?
by 43Sandalwood May 17, 2010
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So you think you're a boer?

South African slang phrase essentially meaning; 'so you think you're the man?'. Often used in just about any situation even if it doesn't make any sense. Important to especially pronounce the word 'boer' at the end. The longer you can hold the 'owr' sound the more street cred is given.
Skye: Check it out man 1600 points!
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?

Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?
by iseedeadpeople October 18, 2008
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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
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sorry to inform you so late

the sick 6 second .avi that Colby made using nothing but Fraps and Yuyu Hakusho.

What happens in the short clip is that Sakyo tells a member of the dark tournament council:

"sorry to inform you so late"

and then Tugoro flicks said man in the forehead, causing his head to explode and a blood-curdling gurgle to escape from the victim's throat. so when you are "sorry to inform so late" someone, you are in theory, owning them hardcore.
"Wow, David, sorry to inform you so late but men CAN lactate"

"Our whole physics class just got sorry to inform you so late'd by Mr. Yeend"
by colby sandler October 5, 2006
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