Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023

The smokeing man

The smokeing man is when your haveing sex with your girlfriend and in the middle of intercourse you light a cigarette and blow smoke into her butthole and have her fart in back into your mouth.

My girlfriend wants to try something called the smokeing man tonight.

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

smoke-shacked

when your shack gets smoked

yo, I just smoke-shacked that chick.

by dlonge94 October 22, 2015

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020