Veteran Porn

Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.

bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''

by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014

graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.

After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.

by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012

Weather Porn

Weather porn is porn of well the weather, The sun fucking the clouds or whatever else that is on the weather that is doing anything sexual or NSFW is Weather porn.

Wait is that the clouds fucking the sun in 4k real high quality hd?!?!? Looks like Weather Porn!

by AreYeWinningSon? November 12, 2021

Raisin porn

Recording yourself having sex with any woman over 80 who sunbathes way to much and who is also covered in shit.

Bro, Eric loves to make raisin porn way to much.

by Gurilla funny December 20, 2017

porn favor

The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.

Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.

by moto173 April 22, 2018

Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car

Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"

by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011

Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

by PornHaircut February 10, 2014