pee v

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Rock Pee

The water that drip's from cave ceilings.
This was used in Mrbeast's video

John: What's that water dripping from a cave called?
Alex: Rock Pee.

by zezeqzeqzwe August 17, 2024

Peeing on my bubs

Peeing on your bubs is when the little sister can’t hold her pee in anymore and she let’s lose on her brothers lap. Usually during a physical altercation or tickling.

I was wrestling my brother and I accidentally started peeing on my bubs.

by Winnie poo pants December 25, 2023

pee pee

a mans pee pee thats is also a tiktok sound it's very interesting you can owe and also breed with it to create more pee pees females love pee pees we need more pee pees in the world

PERIODT POO

girl 1: oh man patrisha i would die for his pee pee
girl 2: yeah me too, so does every other girl even jacob

by kolb January 12, 2020

pee

Means you needto go to the fucking toilet you little shit

i need to pee

by Rantante12345678900000 July 23, 2021

pee pee butt

the most hurtful word you can ever hear out of of a mouth.

hey ryan your a "pee pee butt" *ryan kills himself*

by 69peepeebuttlord420 October 15, 2021