David Middle Name

People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again

David Middle Name: A badass middle

Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)

by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

Câta David Alexandru

The opposite of bait. Something to use to chase people away.

"By using this Câta David Alexandru, you can make your loved ones go away!"

"so that's why you're keeping a 10 meter distance from me right now"

by TheOversued January 11, 2022

your._counselor._.david

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

david markey quinn

A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.

Oh no, here comes David Markey Quinn. I can already feel the grief overflowing in my veins.

by Bingbongnotowen May 31, 2018

Dr. David Haskell

A biologist who wrote The Forest Unseen, a fantastic book about how Haskell stared at a spot in the forest in Tennessee everyday for a year. He discusses ferns, moss, trees, small animals, and even takes his clothes off for 5 minutes in the middle of winter.
Haskell also wrote The Songs of Trees.
Haskell received his Ph.D. in evolutionary biology at Cornell.

"who turned grass into a book?"

"ohh yah Dr. David Haskell"

teacher: So what Dr. David Haskell says about ferns here is very interesting. He says...
Students: *fall asleep*

"Why is that guy staring at the ground in the middle of January with no clothes on?"
"Oh, that's just Dr. David Haskell. He does that sometimes."

by Bernardo March 17, 2019

david russell apartments

DRA, or DR-Far-Away, is an apartment complex at Uni St Andrews.

The flats are super nice, but you'll never hear about that because its residents are never found in town because a mile and a half is waaaay too far to walk when it's only light outside 3 hours a day and always raining.

Don't go to the DRA bar, you'll just get depressed.

It may be cheap, but is worth it? Really?

sallies bitch: where do you live?

DRA resident: david russell apartments

sallies bitch: ew.

by thedraemperor November 7, 2019