Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

by Degg City July 24, 2013

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 09, 2022

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 08, 2018

Nut Dropping

When you drop your nuts on someone’s head.

Bro I’m gonna go on a Nut Dropping spree. Hide your sister

by Yung Boy Soap July 07, 2019

Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)

He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.

by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020

Blackout Nutted

When you nut and pass out

Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am

Person 2: What time did you blackout at

Person 1: 10 am

by NiggasWithRocketLaunchers July 05, 2018

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster December 21, 2017