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HBO movie night 

A movie night in which two or more friends watch a porno on HBO in the early morning. The titles run from Voodoo Dollz love potion #9, Cleavagefield and Naked Lust. During this sporting event the friends must make a lulsworthy commentary about the movie currently being watched.

The classic way for this sport to be played is with 2 friends, guys after playing a lot of video games and are too worn out to do any other shit.
K: Dude i'm done with cod for the night, wanna have an HBO movie night?

E: Sure man Voodoo Dollz is on!

Later On

K: AW DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK HER RIGHT AFTER YOU FUCKED THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS BUGGIN OUT 5 SECONDS AGO.

E: OH OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP WITH THE GIRL WHO IS GETTING RAPED BY A VOODOO DOLL.

wait wtf?
HBO movie night by kdogyam March 6, 2010
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girls' night out 

when a group of girls go out to a restrarant for drinking and leave their boyfriends/husbands behind, usually ending in 1 of 4 ways:
1: Girl passes out in a pool of their own vomit
2: A boyfriend/husband shows up and sees them
3: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy doesnt notice.
4: Girl cheats on boyfriend--Boy sees/figures out... and commits suicide.
1: *Throws up/passes out* Girl: "Lets go"
2: *Boy shows up* Girlfriend of boy: "Ahhh run dont let him see me!!"
3: *XXX* Girl: "Your much better than <Insert boy name here>!!"
4: *Boy finds out about XXX* Boy: "No... it cant be... *Kills self*

Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave
Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
Half-night stand by llihp notwen November 22, 2011

twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.
"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang 

it is a tune you would sing if you wanted to say M. Night Shyamalan's name in a different way
i just saw one of M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang's movies

Same shite different night 

girls' night out 

A night where girls get together to talk about their boyfriends cheating on them.
girls' night out by Woe Betide August 22, 2003