chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)

Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"

by Lwellington August 26, 2015

Dirty Monkey

When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.

Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.

by kissMYbutt February 25, 2003

monkey running

Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER

Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?

Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them

Bro: 2 PTS!

by The Robert Rodriguez February 28, 2009

spunky monkey

Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.

Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.

by spencey121 April 17, 2007

monkey balls

(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.

"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"

by fugitive247 October 30, 2004

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005