Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other

You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?

by Myne12 November 22, 2021

Mike

A tall black mandingo who is extemely full of himself. He will stare at himself in the mirror for hours without getting tired of himself. He's extremely messy and will never clean up after himself. He also loves to suck NBA Youngboy's cock.

"Man that guy's such a loser."
"Ya he's such a Mike"

by Xx_N00B5LAY3R47_xX November 23, 2021

Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom

Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

mike dillon

Has a huge cock

Mike Dillon has a hammer cock

by donjulio888 November 22, 2021

for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013