Michael Effect

The effect of making a previously funny thing unfunny.

‘Big Chungus’
‘BiG cHuNgUs’
‘Wow, you just engaged in the Michael Effect’

by SconesWithJam March 5, 2021

white michael

A stupid ugly bitch who puts people into peer pressure. He’s is very ugly he doesn’t get bitches :). Also he is very stupid. That’s why he’s in algebra 1 as a sophomore

Ion kno what should be defined as white Michael except he is a ugly dude

by Christian ;) January 11, 2018

Michael Poors

Most commonly used to refer to fake or knock off Michael Kors products, including watches, handbags, and other accessories. Can also be used to refer to fake or knock off items in general.

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Flashes "Michael Kors" watch in everyone's faces, bragging how he's rich and everyone else is poor)
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)

Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...

by TheTruthHurts666 February 8, 2014

Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

by Not Michael French August 19, 2012

Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

michael brannen

the best blowjob you'll never get.

person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen

by mavin4ever October 20, 2013

Michael Vick

a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.

michael vick isnt the best quarterback in history, but no one can deny that he is a great player.

by sbarker15 July 23, 2006