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Michael Jordan

I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.

The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.
I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)
by Glenn N. July 30, 2008
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James Michael

that guy is SO james michael! ugh!
by Susan April 25, 2005
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Team Michael

A sexual maneuver where the male lubricates his penis with Jell-O or a similar gelatin-esque substance and proceeds to penetrate his partner anally untill ejaculation. At which point he will proceed to eat the Jell-O and all that remains out of his partners anus.
The Team Michael is usually only performed once by any given party.
by Michael Fillmore November 5, 2007
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michael thompson

A basic boy that doesn't see him self as above everyone else. However he is the farthest from that! He is an arrogant sob that expect things to just come his way without much hardwork. He thinks he is the king of the world and everyone should bow down before him. He is an utter waste of life.
Wow, that guy is a asshole.

Nope, that's just Michael Thompson.
by Leagueofbabes September 1, 2016
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Michael Phelpsing

Dude, me and a couple of people are gonna go Michael Phelpsing after school. Wanna go?
by xxshroomxx March 4, 2009
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Mary-Michael

Mary-Michael is primarily found in Western Pennsylvania but elusive sightings have been reported in Central Pennsylvania, Warren Co, Pa, NYC, DC, VA, Florida, NV, MA, and other parts. Primarily Mary-Michael is a positive experience that leaves one with a feeling of happiness, relief, creativity, and excitement.
Mary-Michael left me confused but wanting more.
by mary-michaelexpert February 6, 2010
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Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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