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Mexican spaceshuttle

were beeners try to go to space were the control room and stuff is but to white guys and blacks to it is the porta potti aka the shittier aka THE JOHN aka crapper
THE JOHN, Mexican spaceshuttle the outhouse when your on constuction site
by dan weezie October 5, 2006
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Mexican Bagpipes

Mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all Mexicans have. A lawn mower.
Gary-You look really pissed off Wayne whats wrong?
Wayne-I had to spend my whole afternoon listening to Mexican Bagpipes while I was watching TV. It was Horrible!
by Zorloc March 26, 2009
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Mexican love

mexican love for california and norte amercanos es mucho grande
We have a saying in mexico about mexican love for California. " poor! poor! Mexico so far away from God and so close to California ".
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
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Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.
Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!
by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009
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Mexican iPod

A casette player with headphones
That chick was trying to jog with a Mexican iPod , but it was slowing her down because it was so big.
by jhdkfuihunl October 16, 2008
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Mexican Donut

When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.
Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!
by HugeBreasticle June 11, 2006
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Mexican Mafia

A group located in Central Mexico; "takes care of" certain individuals, by choice method of rolling the victim in a huge tortilla and eating as a burrito.
AI: Woah dude you suck
ND: Shut up, I'm gonna get the Mexican Mafia on you, they're gonna roll you up in a huge burrito and eat you.
AI: ...
by A pig in a cage on antibiotics December 15, 2004
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