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master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow September 11, 2011
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Master

The leader of a relationship

You actually thought I would try to explain the other meaning?
Yes master
by Lolllunknownsomeone June 1, 2021
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Master Bater

Master bater is a person who mastered the art of masturbation.
by Chuggiecheese October 3, 2021
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Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.
Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.
by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018
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Rubik’s cube master

An athletic guy who loves Jesus and can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than 50 seconds. He has solved the 8x8 Rubik’s cube as well.
Person 1: is that Rubik’s cube master?
Person 2: yes, he is very quick and smart with it
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025
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Best Dungeon Master

The Best Dungeon Master is named Emily and is super pretty and awesome and always makes sure her players are having lots of fun above all. She is creative and smart and does the best voice impressions for any character. When a new player joins or anyone has questions or needs assistance, Emily the Best Dungeon Master will do everything in her power to make sure the player feels included and knows what to do.
"Did you hear? Emily sat down with me to pick out new spells last night!"
"Yeah, she's the Best Dungeon Master!"

"Wow, I didn't see this coming! Emily, you're the Best Dungeon Master!"
by captainfanta January 25, 2022
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