July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 30th

July 30th is the day that any James and his girlfriend get a free pass to exchange nudes. But you can only do this if your name is James, or if you are dating a James.

Today is July 30th- James and his girlfriends lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee July 29, 2020

July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

12th July 2013

If you were born on this day and you are a girl, you are exceptionally hot and every boy you ever see will want to date you

Boy 1: you see that girl, she was born 12th july 2013

Boy 2: *stares open mouthed*

by Flamingo_Lover2951 May 19, 2025

July 30

National Friendship Day

Wish your friends a happy national friendship day. Or spend the day with them on July 30.

by Stuffed.Loser July 30, 2023