apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life

*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep’

by apricots April 19, 2021

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Jam

Someone with a square ass.

Wow, do you see that guy over here? He's such a Jam.

by Fridgempty April 29, 2021

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Jam

When a good song is played on the radio, playlist, etc. Phrase often used by a streamer xQcOW.

Man , this song is a Jam.

by limex April 30, 2021

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Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year

Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.

by yepman June 3, 2021

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A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

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