From state farm
Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this
Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021
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Get the Jake mug.Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
Get the Jake mug.Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
Get the Jake mug.The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021
Get the Jake mug.thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
Get the jakes opinion mug.Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
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