too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

by chaco14 June 28, 2010

Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

by Sparklies May 14, 2011

Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018

The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 23, 2017

jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

by spoopi November 19, 2020

Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

by Markalius February 5, 2020

jesus gum

the gum that is sold at Sport's Authority.

eat jesus gum making you better feeling.

by TAcoBoXXX July 6, 2007