Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

Weed Faerie

Alternate spelling of “Weed Fairy”

The Weed Faerie started as a cannabis gifting FB group, based in Massachusetts. They host cannabis friendly events, with consumption on site, to connect fellow stoners around the state with like minded people. Weed Faeries can be found gifting prerolls & edibles to unassuming civilians wherever they go!

I went to the Boston Freedom Rally and was randomly gifted a joint. The lady must’ve been The Weed Faerie!!!

by Faerie Queen June 5, 2022

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021

Weed

1. a type of drug that makes you drunk, but gives you hallucinations instead.
2. a plain old cigarette

1. "Nigga pass the weed bong"
2. "Ey' kid. Gotta' weed?"

by Memerriam Websiter June 12, 2018

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017