Not Working

Not doing anything ever
by JHippo June 03, 2022
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Not Working

Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."
Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
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Gig work

Short-term or freelance work, often facilitated by digital platforms or apps.
I've been doing gig work as a food delivery driver to make some extra money.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy April 01, 2014
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splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.
God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.
by Hellsprung December 06, 2017
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Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 10, 2019
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Working Hard

Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2024
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