fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.

Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.

by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020

goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.

"Damn she's got goat aura fr."

by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024

goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.

Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!

by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016

Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".

Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)

by Jonakand February 24, 2025

Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing

Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN

by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018