When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 24, 2023
Get the fake-slept onmug. by Duck sucking penis March 17, 2019
Get the Fakemug. by Btr39 May 29, 2021
Get the Fake Homug. Any unedited video of Joe Biden's cognitive decline that the Biden administration does not want the public to see.
Did you hear the White House is calling certain videos 'Cheap Fake' videos now? Like when Joe crashed his bike, fell down the stairs, and had his hand held by Barack Obama.
by SpankyBawl June 19, 2024
Get the Cheap Fakemug. Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top
by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022
Get the I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the topmug. The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
Get the Shaolin 42 fake-outmug. Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing
by Silent Ray February 18, 2009
Get the Bake and Fakemug.