(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
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After months of crushing on the new girl at the office, Sean felt humiliated and painfully insecure to find he was E-nied her friendship on Facebook.
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After I retired and went back to school, I met Barbara online and she has been helping me with my class project for the last six months. I think I'll e-dopt her.
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I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!
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