jacky jacky 9 doors

a guy whos holes are used so much they are like a door that doesnt have a lock

hey jacky jacky 9 doors

by anonymous February 24, 2025

Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

Bus Doors

Hilariously large ears.

"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025

Back Door Harris

A "Back Door Harris" refers to a political tactic where a candidate employs sneaky and underhanded methods to secure election without allowing adequate public scrutiny of their platform. Mark Carney and the Liberal Party of Canada are being accused of pulling a "Back Door Harris." Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepped down before a federal election, allowing his party to appoint a new Prime Minister in 2025. Carney then called a snap election one month after his appointment, hoping to win the election without posting his platform with enough time for public scrutiny. This move has drawn parallels to Kamala Harris and the Democratic Party in the U.S. during the 2024 election. The Democratic Party waited until right before the election to pressure U.S. President Joe Biden to resign for health reasons and replace him with Harris, who did not present her platform until just before the election. Many suspect this maneuver contributed to Harris’s loss.

My man Caney gonna pull a "Back Door Harris" instead of people knowing what he stands for and getting elected like a boss. Pashawww....

by BDHarris March 26, 2025

door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都 November 23, 2021