California

The place where you find annoying ass middle aged women that are most likely soccer moms

“Man, the moms in California are so annoying!”

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME June 18, 2024

California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

by Hoganchugger July 5, 2024

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024

Calixo

calixo is a roblox youtuber that makes amazing brookhaven roleplay POO POO BUM BUM HAHAHA

"i am pumping that calixo tonight you coming"
"yh g"

by dsjikfhujaksg October 5, 2024

Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024

California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024